A little too close to the bone?

"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll) 04/01/2016 at 16:14 • Filed to: None

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A little hard to detect the April’s fools joke in there.

Edit: Found another on, Not getting better.

Azrek > Klaus Schmoll 04/01/2016 at 16:17

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No, it would have an 8-Track tape deck and a taco dispenser somewhere on it with some hoppy as hell beer tap.

But Epic Meal Time taught me the Hipster Shot:

1-Part Organic bathtub rum
1-Part organic fruit
Put it in the microwave and warm it up
Drink it before it is cool

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Klaus Schmoll 04/01/2016 at 16:19

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What hipsters REALLY want in their cars:

Everyone is all of a sudden obsessed with getting “vinyl”

Klaus Schmoll > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/01/2016 at 16:22

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That shit would sell. Again.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Klaus Schmoll 04/01/2016 at 16:31

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Comes with a pair of these.

Klaus Schmoll > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 04/01/2016 at 16:35

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You mean the pedals were designed to magically match with them.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/01/2016 at 16:38

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Why have mainstream vinyl when you can have a bluetooth gramophone?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/01/2016 at 16:43

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damn you beat me

Jonee > Klaus Schmoll 04/01/2016 at 17:04

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This is your hipster Mini. With a pair of hipsters. It’s pedal powered, but it’ll run off your iPhone’s battery for about 35'.

I actually like the plaid roof on the yellow one.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/01/2016 at 17:09

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I prefer vinyl for the cost and inconvenience.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 04/01/2016 at 17:13

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Damn, are these hipster shoes now? I was wearing Adidas shelltoes before hipsters even existed. I'm still gonna get me some Stan Smiths, though.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Klaus Schmoll 04/01/2016 at 17:25

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It’ll cost extra of course and it can only be ordered in combination with heated seats.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > gin-san - shitpost specialist 04/01/2016 at 17:26

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They were really popular last year and actually still are. But they’re too common for hipsters now.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 09:15

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HAHAHAHAHA THIS, SO MUCH THIS

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/04/2016 at 09:22

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I personally prefer my phone because it’s pocket sized, light, and holds days of music, and will last for days.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 09:25

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lol. I don’t own any vinyl or have any interest in actually owning any but I have to friends that are into it.

I have a tendency to listen to pandora everywhere and not worry about owning any music these days.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/04/2016 at 09:28

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I own a few records but mostly use Spotify.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Klaus Schmoll 04/05/2016 at 15:18

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Three sopke wheels, and plaid? I’ll take it, but replace the red with blue. The lambo doors.... no thanks.